The measuring tape is used for many purposes to measure for construction, to measure people trying to lose weight, but I`m going to tell a story about this tape. Hi! Call me tape, I just got out of the factory and they are shipping me far away to America to be sold to people that need to use me. I arrived in America and they sent me to a weight loss store, I thought I was used to measure for construction uses, not this. The next week I was just lying there when a huge person comes and picks me up and buys me for $2.50. Later after he tried to work out, he picked me up and wrapped me around his waist, but he was too big.
The pain was tremendous and I could`nt take it much longer. Then all of a sudden I snapped! I lay in two pieces on the floor then he picked me up and threw me away. That was the end of Tape.....