Thursday, October 9, 2014

Swag Money Story 1

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Once upon a time, there was a gangsta named Swag Money. He killed all the fools with his banana. This banana was very deadly. Him and his best buddy, A-ARON, robbed the bank and stole lots of money. As Swag Money was getting away from the cops, he dropped his hyper lethal weapon, the banana. He got away from the cops, but had to leave his best friend/weapon. So swag money bought a private jet and flew off to Cancun with his bud A-ARON, and a lot of money. What they didn't know was the private jet was rigged with a bomb, so they had to jump out, leaving the precious money behind. They landed in California and salvaged a few thousand dollars stored in their parachutes and pockets. This meant they had enough money to buy a flight to Cancun. They almost got away with it, but the man they were buying the tickets from was Darth Vader in disguise. 

TO BE CONTINUED...